Ronnie's Gem O' the Day

Dessert before supper

• Ronnie (from the kitchen): Soooo, I just poured myself a glass of milk.
• Me (from the couch): .....and...?
• Ronnie: I wanted a glass of water.

• Ronnie: More KeyQuest? (an online game)
• Me: Sure, if you feel like getting your ass kicked!
• Ronnie: (with complete apathy) Meh, I get a prize either way

• While watching the commercial for the 'Snuggie':
• Me: Men should not wear the red one.
• Ronnie: Neither should women or children!

• (I'm holding my laptop up to my ear to hear a very 'quiet' youtube video)
• Ronnie: It doesn't have a heartbeat.

• Lisa: I didn't know the Hamburger Helper hand thing was still around
• Ronnie: It's probably his great-grandson. Or great-grandglove, if you will.